Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Summer Dates
JUNE
6/27 CHARLOTTE
6/28 NASHVILLE
6/29 LITTLE ROCK
JULY
7/1 AUSTIN
7/2 EL PASO
7/3 SAN DIEGO
7/4 SAN FRANCISCO
7/5 SAN FRANCISCO
6/27 CHARLOTTE
6/28 NASHVILLE
6/29 LITTLE ROCK
JULY
7/1 AUSTIN
7/2 EL PASO
7/3 SAN DIEGO
7/4 SAN FRANCISCO
7/5 SAN FRANCISCO
Current renderings

Clearly not letting the departure of drum demigod Dave Witte (Municipal Waste, Melt Banana, Discordance Axis, etc.) dampen their enthusiasm, Hex Machine are back with a new sticksman and a pig-ugly four-song ruckus, all sloping, gluey riffs, awkward tempos, and stumbling, low-end thunk. Clearly huffing fumes from the same grotty gluebag as the Melvins, Hammerhead and The Jesus Lizard, ’Run To Earth’ is a monolithically gnarly chunk of slavering AmRep noise rock, harking back to that golden age of recklessly overdriven guitar scuzz when uncouth, straggle-haired boys and girls really knew what their battered guitars were made for.
For fans of Pissed Jeans, Melvins, Hammerhead.
8/10
~Rock Sound
2/18 From Paper Thin Walls:
BEST NEW METAL!
Run to Earth 12" EP (Molsook) Out//Now
Single: Nude Model Harvey
Once there was a city named Richmond, the capital of the great commonwealth of Virginia. It was full of drug abusers, work avoiders, students and punk rock musicians. Many were all four. And for a while there in the 1990s, it had one of the best rock scenes in our weak-kneed nation, a scene, as Hyman Roth says of Moe Green in Godfather II, "of vision and guts," a scene that mixed scuzzy punk and heavy metal until you couldn't tell the difference. Buzzov-en, Sliang Laos, Human Thurma, Mao Tse Helen, Kepone, Hose.got.cable, Ladyfinger, King Sour, the list went on and on. Just amazing. Of course, it went absurdly under-documented; comps, singles and the occasional album on tiny labels scattered hither and yon. Richmond never had a Dischord, a Merge or Sub Pop to record its greatness. Someday, someone will knock out a best of Richmond: The Bush/Clinton/Bush Years 2-CD comp and everyone will realize just how much the current wave of metalcore guitar morons owes to this hung-over burg.
Hex Machine takes you right back to those heady days. Guitarist Trevor Thomas (ex-Human Thurma) is lead screamer here, joined by bassist Paul Webb, guitarist Scott Hudgins (ex-Sliang Laos, currenty Tulsa Drone) and drummer Chris Gallo(Mao Tse Helen). All the elements of classic Richmond math-wrath are here: biohazardous (or is that Biohazardous?) riffs that avoid Helmet-y drill-press boredom for a slightly beery flail, drums that move the song from part to part, a bass somewhere in the mess and utterly head-scratching shouting. "This is what I'm told," Thomas yells over and over. Well, I'm glad one of us knows what he's talking about. - JOE GROSS

Hex Machine - Run to Earth EP
With the four song Run to Earth EP, Richmond, Virginia's Hex Machine brings to mind the more subdued parts of Keelhaul and The Jesus Lizard mixed with the rolling rhythms of Unsane. Given that even at their most low-key, the first two bands were still pretty tweaked, I'd say Hex Machine's found themselves a good direction. What I liked most about Run to Earth is how thick it sounds. The bass and drums are amped up, serving as the driving force behind the riffs. What I liked the least was the last song, "Haunted Doll Factory," which traded that chipped tooth brawler vibe for a sort of sleaze rock sound. It was completely bad, but I would've preferred something with the same punch-to-the-gut qualities of the three killer tracks that preceded it.
--John Pegoraro (StonerRock.com)
Sunday, December 23, 2007
R U N TO E A R TH North American Tour 2008
Upcoming Shows
Feb 20 2008 8:00P
**The Charleston w/ Tombs, Black Horse, Olde Ghost**
Brooklyn, New York
Feb 21 2008 7:00P
Begin US Tour w/ CLUTCH, Murder By Death, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Middle
East Downstairs Cambridge, Massachusetts
**All shows with Clutch except where noted**
Feb 22 2008 7:00P
Middle East Downstairs Cambridge, Massachusetts
Feb 23 2008 7:00P
Higher Ground So. Burlington, Vermont
Feb 24 2008 7:00P
Phoenix Concert Theater Toronto, Ontario
Feb 25 2008 9:00P
**Empty Bottle, Chicago Illinois**
(w/ The Germans+TBA)
Feb 26 2008 7:00P
The Metro Chicago, Illinois
Feb 27 2008 7:00P
First Avenue Minneapolis, Minnesota
Feb 28 2008 7:00P
Beaumont Club KansISS city, Missouri
Feb 29 2008 7:00P
Remmingons Springfield, Missouri
Mar 1 2008 7:00P
Sokol Auditorium Omaha, Nebraska
Mar 3 2008 7:00P
Belly Up Aspen, Colorado
Mar 4 2008 7:00P
The Depot Salt Lake City, Utah
Mar 5 2008 7:00P
Big Easy Concert House Boise, Idaho
Mar 6 2008 7:00P
Wilma Theater Missoula, Montana
Mar 7 2008 7:00P
Showbow Theater Seattle, Washington
Mar 8 2008 7:00P
Roseland Theater Portland, Oregon
Mar 10 2008 7:00P
Slim’s San Francisco, California
Mar 10 2008 11:00 P
**Elbo Room SF, California**
(w/TBA)
Mar 11 2008 7:00P
Slim’s San Francisco, California
Mar 12 2008 7:00P
House of Blues San Diego, California
Mar 13 2008 7:00P
Henry Fonda Theater Los Angeles, California
Mar 14 2008 7:00P
Orpheum Theater Flagstaff, Arizona
Mar 15 2008 7:00P
Sunshine Theater Albuquerque, New Mexico
Mar 16 2008 6:00P
** The Scoot Inn FXFW** Austin, Texas
Mar 17 2008 7:00P
Cains Ballroom Tulsa, Oklahoma
Mar 18 2008 7:00P
Pop’s Sauget, Illinois
Mar 19 2008 7:00P
Bogart’s Cincinnati, Ohio
Mar 20 2008 7:00P
Mr Smalls Millvale, Pennsylvania
Mar 21 2008 7:00P
The National Richmond, Virginia
Mar 22 2008 7:00P
Lincoln Theater Raleigh, North Carolina
Feb 20 2008 8:00P
**The Charleston w/ Tombs, Black Horse, Olde Ghost**
Brooklyn, New York
Feb 21 2008 7:00P
Begin US Tour w/ CLUTCH, Murder By Death, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Middle
East Downstairs Cambridge, Massachusetts
**All shows with Clutch except where noted**
Feb 22 2008 7:00P
Middle East Downstairs Cambridge, Massachusetts
Feb 23 2008 7:00P
Higher Ground So. Burlington, Vermont
Feb 24 2008 7:00P
Phoenix Concert Theater Toronto, Ontario
Feb 25 2008 9:00P
**Empty Bottle, Chicago Illinois**
(w/ The Germans+TBA)
Feb 26 2008 7:00P
The Metro Chicago, Illinois
Feb 27 2008 7:00P
First Avenue Minneapolis, Minnesota
Feb 28 2008 7:00P
Beaumont Club KansISS city, Missouri
Feb 29 2008 7:00P
Remmingons Springfield, Missouri
Mar 1 2008 7:00P
Sokol Auditorium Omaha, Nebraska
Mar 3 2008 7:00P
Belly Up Aspen, Colorado
Mar 4 2008 7:00P
The Depot Salt Lake City, Utah
Mar 5 2008 7:00P
Big Easy Concert House Boise, Idaho
Mar 6 2008 7:00P
Wilma Theater Missoula, Montana
Mar 7 2008 7:00P
Showbow Theater Seattle, Washington
Mar 8 2008 7:00P
Roseland Theater Portland, Oregon
Mar 10 2008 7:00P
Slim’s San Francisco, California
Mar 10 2008 11:00 P
**Elbo Room SF, California**
(w/TBA)
Mar 11 2008 7:00P
Slim’s San Francisco, California
Mar 12 2008 7:00P
House of Blues San Diego, California
Mar 13 2008 7:00P
Henry Fonda Theater Los Angeles, California
Mar 14 2008 7:00P
Orpheum Theater Flagstaff, Arizona
Mar 15 2008 7:00P
Sunshine Theater Albuquerque, New Mexico
Mar 16 2008 6:00P
** The Scoot Inn FXFW** Austin, Texas
Mar 17 2008 7:00P
Cains Ballroom Tulsa, Oklahoma
Mar 18 2008 7:00P
Pop’s Sauget, Illinois
Mar 19 2008 7:00P
Bogart’s Cincinnati, Ohio
Mar 20 2008 7:00P
Mr Smalls Millvale, Pennsylvania
Mar 21 2008 7:00P
The National Richmond, Virginia
Mar 22 2008 7:00P
Lincoln Theater Raleigh, North Carolina
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Hex Machine: Run to Earth


“Laying down a science
from the dusty handbooks of the heavy maple,
the maps of noise from ye olde HEX MACHINE
are covered in a fresh oil that does not wear well
to veil the not so veiled riffs of these black forests
and still...the sweet voice of the teenage werewolf.”
HEX MACHINE
c/o Minimum Underdrive
2306 Lakeview Ave
Richmond, VA 23220 US
satansgrouphome@hotmail.com
www.myspace.com/hexmachine

HEX MACHINE is a heavy rock 4-piece band from Richmond, VA,
formed by ex-Human Thurma bassist Trevor Thomas, on guitar and vocals,
and drum kingpin Dave Witte (Melt-Banana, Municipal Waste) in 2004.
After starting out as an improvisational / ambient metal duo, the band recruited
bass player Paul Webb, who previously was witnessed dressing in a Seahorse costume
performing composed noise music in public as Mr. Seahorse.

The new trio saw the release of their early amalgamations of riffed up AmRep flared math rock in their “S/T” 7" EP (Relapse Records) in 2006.
The same year, HEX MACHINE recruited artillery guitarist Scott Hudgins of the much praised seminal Richmond band Sliang Laos
and currently Tulsa Drone. Seasoned drummer Chris Gallo tag-teamed with Witte for the drum throne, who among other medals,
is an ex-member of Clockhammer, Malediction, and co-founder of Farquhar, filling out the powerhouse lineup.
The band has garnered a sordid cult following in appreciation in part by the likeness of what some call a "Richmond sound" and has performed across the U.S., playing numerous shows with some of the best in underground rock music.

The band has been busy lining their metal box with what else? Scotch guard and recording sessions! Most noteworthy, a pair of hot little numbers captured recently on their U.S. tour supporting Clutch and Murder By Death.
Recorded at engineer Tim Green's Louder Studios (Melvins, Fucking Champs) in San Francisco, the band captured their version of the Ace Frehley cut "Snowblind" (Kiss solo records) and a track of their own devise entitled "Vivisection". The group is set to record it's as yet untitled next Full Length at Louder this summer. This past winter 2007 saw the release of the 12"+CD EP "Run to Earth" (Molsook). Recorded in Richmond at the Etching Tin with John Chambers and mastered by Colin Marston (Behold…the Arctopus / Menegroth). Go see them and give them your money!
2006 performances included: Stinking Lizaveta, Year Future, Jucifer, Dysrhythmia, Pearls and Brass, Facedowninshit, Yakuza, Graf Orlock, Capsule, Kylesa, Fuck the Facts The Catalyst, Behold…the Arctopus, Baroness, Suzukiton, Suppression, Tigershark, and Unearthly Trance.

HEX MACHINE Live Shows 2007
09 Feb Raleigh, NC w/ Double Negative
10 Feb Chapel Hill, NC - Headliners
12 Feb D.C., US w/ Teeth of the Hydra
13 Feb Richmond, VA w/ Teeth of the Hydra
16 Mar Richmond, VA - Headliners
05 Apr D.C., US w/ Todd, Vaz
06 Apr Richmond, VA w/ Todd
07 Apr Asheville, NC w/ Todd
21 Apr Richmond, VA - WRIR Benefit Show Headliners
06 June Chapel Hill, NC w/ Melt-Banana
12 June D.C., US w/ Melt-Banana
05 July Charlottesville, VA - Headliners
06 July Greensboro, NC - Headliners
07 July Knoxville, TN - Headliners
08 July Asheville, NC - Headliners
14 July Richmond, VA - Headliners
22 July D.C., US w/ Weedeater
23 July Raleigh, NC w/ Made Out of Babies
13 Aug Brooklyn, NY - Headliners
14 Aug Richmond, VA - Headliners
17 Aug Charlottesville, VA w/ RPG
18 Aug Richmond, VA w/ RPG
29 Sept Baltimore, MD w/ Bakerton Group
12 Oct Arlington, VA w/ QUI
13 Oct Charlottesville, VA w/ QUI
14 Oct Chapel Hill, NC w/ QUI
14 Nov Baltimore, MD w/ Melt-Banana
15 Nov Charlottesville, VA w/ Melt-Banana
16 Nov Charlotte, NC w/ Melt-Banana
17 Nov Atlanta, GA w/ Melt-Banana
30 Nov Richmond, VA - Headliners
•••“90s Richmond math-rockers HUMAN THURMA were one of the most intense bands of that era and place I can think of.
…members comprise HEX MACHINE, along with DISCORDANCE AXIS/MELT BANANA drummer Dave Witte, a beast on the drums. His speed and agility sound like they’re not even needed here, as the band rolls things back to about 1992 or so, when this would have been on AmRep.
It’s loose, JESUS LIZARD-esque dude rock, with yowlin’ cat vocals and a seasick pace and sense of part changes.”
--((www.dustedmagazine.com))
•"It wasn't what I had expected...there's some really cool stuff going on here."--((Pen Rollings / Breadwinner, Loincloth))
•“Now here's a band I actually like!"
–((Brian Walsby / Manchild, Double Negative))
•“Killer tones, man." –((Dixie Dave Weedeater))
•"The low point of the show with riffs that were heavy." --((Daily Tarheel))
•"Hex Machine reminded me of the Jesus Lizard, but with King Buzzo of the Melvins on vocals and rhythm guitar.
Hex Machine rocked it the fuck out when they felt like it…."
--((Driskill))
•"The shit sounded like a well oiled tank rolling over seven churches, only pausing to reflect and laugh at the victims
and mutants they've created from a well-timed, surgical-strike..."
--((Mike Flannery/American Psycho Band/Emo’s Austin))
• "Like dreaming of being alone in the park and getting slapped by one of those big rig naked lady mudflaps, then waking up.
In the park.” --((Hannibal Lecturer))




